[Plies talking]
Bruh bruh (bruh bruh)
I got `bought 80 stacks in my pockets right now bruh bruh
(Wanna rob myself, wanna rob myself, wanna rob myself)
And this the first time I ever though about robbin` myself bruh bruh
(Wanna rob myself, wanna rob myself, wanna rob myself)
I was walkin` `round in my crib last night and said, "Damn, I wanna rob myself"

[Chorus 2x]
I`m a million dolla ni**a (Wanna rob myself)
I`m in the coupe windows clear
(Wanna rob myself)
Seventy-thousand in my ears (Wanna rob myself)
This a half a mill right here
(Wanna rob myself)

[Verse 1]
Hey Plies it`s a robbery, get up!
I`m talkin` to myself though, what the f**k?
G-F four-fifty that`s the biggest truck
Yo jewelry `gainst mine ni**a put it up
This a robbery don`t move, don`t buck
Got eighty stacks in my pocket ni**a I gotta bump
Tight jeans don`t work when your pockets stuffed
Another one-fifty in the whip add it up
I talk big boy s**t so I gotta bust
Got the forty on my waist right by my gut
Say she like a ni**a jewelry but don`t touch
I wanna rob myself bitch I know wassup

[Chorus 2x]
I`m a million dolla ni**a (Wanna rob myself)
I`m in the coupe windows clear
(Wanna rob myself)
Seventy-thousand in my ears (Wanna rob myself)
This a half a mill right here
(Wanna rob myself)

[Verse 2]
Looked in my garage and I got nervous
Half a mill worth a cars I ain`t James Worhty
Know my neighbors must be sayin` this ni**a ridin` dirty
Momma was washin` my clothes and said she found thirty
Thirty stacks and I ain`t missed it must mean I ain`t hurtin`
Told her gon` keep it buy some more damn detergent
I ain`t bought nothin` all day I feel like a virgin
Don`t step on my rug `cause this s**t Persian
I ain`t playing that`s what the interior decorator told me
Let me have some of my foam `cause the ni**a owe me
Told me he was on the dick that`s how the ni**a sold me
I`mma hit `em in his s**t, that`s what I told `em

[Chorus 2x]
I`m a million dolla ni**a (Wanna rob myself)
I`m in the coupe windows clear
(Wanna rob myself)
Seventy-thousand in my ears (Wanna rob myself)
This a half a mill right here
(Wanna rob myself)

[Verse 3]
Count a mill and a half and I`ll stop countin`
Took some pictures of that s**t that s**t look like a mountain
Said, "God damn I can buy a lot of houses"
Said, "Hell nah dad`ll send me ??"
And you snitchin` ass ni**as, ya`ll need some snitchin` counseling
First forty-eight a ni**a man you ni**as wild`n
I don`t f**k wit checks
`Dey got to worry `bout `em bouncin`
I`m a strip club ni**a that deal with cash only
Reason I bought that f**kin` Bentley, I was kinda lonely
Felt like a bachelorship wit nobody on me
I`mma rob myself bruh in one moment
Got some real f**kin` clear diamonds f**kin` on me

[Chorus 2x]
I`m a million dolla ni**a (Wanna rob myself)
I`m in the coupe windows clear
(Wanna rob myself)
Seventy-thousand in my ears (Wanna rob myself)
This a half a mill right here
(Wanna rob myself)