Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are, oh
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha, charade you are
And when your hand is on your heart
You`re nearly a good laugh
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Saying "Keep on diggin`"
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find?
There in the pig mine
You`re nearly a laugh
You`re nearly a laugh
But you`re really a cry

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha, charade you are
You f**ked up old hag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You`re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel
You`re hot stuff with a hat pin
And good fun with a hand gun
You`re nearly a laugh
You`re nearly a laugh
But you`re really a cry

Hey you White House, ha ha, charade you are
You house proud town mouse, ha ha, charade you are
You`re trying to keep our feelings off the street
You`re nearly a real treat
All tight lips and cold feet
I know you feel abused
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep it all on the inside
Mary you`re nearly a treat
Mary you`re nearly a treat
But you`re really a cry