[[Eazy-E]]

Oh, shit - I guess there's one less bitch you gotta worry about


[[Narrator]]

Let's describe a certain female

A female with the disease of character and attitude

If you will, a snob

However, in the view of N.W.A...


[[Ice Cube]]

A bitch is a bitch (bitch), so if I'm poor or rich (word up)

I talk in the exact same pitch

Now the title bitch don't apply to all women

But all women have a little bitch in 'em (yeah)

It's like a disease that plagues they character

Takin the women of America (yeah)

And it starts with a letter B

It makes a girl like that think she better than me (bitch)

See some get mad, and some just bear it

But yo, if the shoe fits wear it (wear it)

It makes 'em go deaf in the ear, that's why

When you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'

Are you the kind that think, you're too damn fly?

Bitch eat shit and die (ha ha ha.)

Ice Cube comin at you at crazy pitch (Why?)

I think a bitch is a bitch


"Who the f**k you think you callin a bitch you little sorry muthaf**ka?

I dunno who the f**k you think you talkin to

Let me tell you one muthaf**kin thang, I'm not no..."

[[Eazy-E]]

Bitch, shut the f**k up


[[Ice Cube]]

Yo, you can tell a girl that's out for the money (How?)

She look good and the bitch walk funny

She ain't no dummy, she's rather connivin

Yo bitch, f**k when I'm drivin

See a young ni**a that's strivin

You're through, without a BMW

That's why, a bitch is a bitch I guess

Or either P-M-S

Here, test the girl that's kinda snobby (aight)

And I bet you dissin ni**az is her hobby

And after she finish the test

Grade today of B, I, T-C-H

And watch her get mad cause she know it's true (she know it)

But a ni**a like me'll say 'f**k you'

Do like Ice Cube, slam her ass in a ditch (slam her ass)

Cause a bitch is a bitch


"Why I got to be a bitch?"

I ain't call you no bitch

If you'd listen to a goddamn song it'd tell you what a bitch is

"F**k the song cause I'm not no muthaf**kin bitch"

I didn't say you was a bitch

If you stopped actin like a goddamn bitch

"F**k you, lil punk-ass lil ni**a!"

F**k you, bitch!

"F**k you! Who the f**k you think you are?"

Little sorry-ass scandalous-ass ho

"Yeah I'ma bring ma bitch"

F**k you! Suck my dick, bitch!

Lil scandalous-ass doody dogg breath smoking...


[[Ice Cube]]

I once knew a bitch who got slack

Cause she played me, like she was all that

A bitch can be your best friend, talkin behind your back (yeah)

About who's f**kin who and who's gettin fat

Look at yourself for me (look bitch)

Now do you fall in this category?

Are you the kind that won't blink

Cause you don't think, yo' shit stink?

Lucky I haven't had a drink

Cause I'd down you ass, then I'd clown your ass

Cause the ni**as I hang with ain't rich (I ain't rich)

We'll all say "F**k you bitch!" (Word up!)

Now, what I can do with a ho like you

Bend your ass over and then I'm through (get the f**k out)

Cause you see Ice Cube ain't takin' no shit (Why?)

Cause I think, a bitch is a bitch


[[Narrator]]

There you have it - the description of a bitch

Now ask yourself, are they talking about you?

Are you that funky, dirty, money-hungry, scandalous

stuck-up, hair piece contact wearing bitch?

Yep, you probably are - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!


"Bitch!"