A shimmy shimmy cocoa cocoa pu-pu-f**kin` puffs bitch
It`s the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock s**t
I`m on top bitch and rock for tricks
Hella whips and nips and flip trips for whips

I get all the money pussy falls like rain
Been gettin` laid and paid that`s why I never complain
If I ain`t in it for the money I`m in it for the P
It`s 1998 yo and you still can`t f**k with me

You don`t be f**kin` with the blue eye
F**kin` with my 2-5 up your f**kin` ass like my shoe size
I got a new vibe, kinda like Voodoo
You do what we say and we`ll do what we want to do

We`re f**kin` up your city and we`re f**kin` up your program
F**kin` all your bitches we can f**kin` give a goddamn
Twisted Brown gets down with no assistance
We won`t quit until we`re banned from existence

Persistence pays if that holds true
Then I`m gonna buy this f**kin` planet before the time I`m through
I was praised and raised on the thoughts of no fakin`
So I`m gonna get what I got comin` and the rest I`m takin`

I`m shakin` like Jerry Lee Lewis and s**t
You act like the motherf**ker`s new at this s**t
But I`ve been true to this s**t given my heart and soul
Been shinin` like a diamond, gettin` passed as coal

So, f**k off
S**t

With my pants half hangin` off my ass and s**t
Bowl filled wit hash, pockets stuffed with cash
I be the mushroom trippin` sippin` shots of Jack
`Cause the kids don`t listen gettin` lots of flack

I be the do wa diddy up and down you block and
The 10 karat Kid with my triggers c**kin`
The K the I the D R O C
K motherf**ker and you still don`t know me

So blow me bitch, I don`t rock for cancer
I rock for the cash and the topless dancers
Don`t have no answers so pass the joint
I`m just paid in full and made in Detroit

I ride like Setta in the Indy 5
And get live with that which gets me high
Strive for perfection this much is true
We do what we say, you say what we do

Kid Rock I couldn`t be no Bozo
And I get you what [Incomprehensible]
So Ho to Arizona
I`m an easy rider dreamin` of Wynonna

I roam the country like a Greyhound bus
Put faith in lust and in God I trust
I`m not Peter Pan, I don`t f**k with fairies
But I bust more rhymes than virgin cherries

And Harry Carey couldn`t call my game
F**ked so many hoes, I`m in the hall of fame
And I show no shame from coast to coast
I don`t mean to brag but I like to boast

F**k off

Yeah, right in your mother f**kin` ass bitch
With that Detroit city s**t, ain`t s**t switched
We`re on the same script, nothin` new since 76 Kid Rock
Yo Slim Shady come break these mother f**kers off

Yo, tell the world to hold their breath they`re breathing the wrong air
This planet belongs to me and this hippy with long hair
Two white boys who spike punch and light joints
Hang around drugs loud music and like noise

Slim Shady and Brown Trucker another bunch of mother f**kers
Who hate the world just as much as each other
And I ain`t leavin` this party tonight
Till I see some naked bitches dancin` around drunk touchin` each other

Rum and Pepsi got your perception of me sketchy
`Cause when I stage dive people are scared to catch me
`Cause all I do is curse and f**k
So when I do `shrooms you all better give me two rooms
`Cause I`m f**kin` the first one up

So when you see me on your block you better lock your cars
`Cause you know I`m losin` it when I`m rappin` to rock guitars
This is for children who break rules, people that straight fool
And ever single teenager that hates school

F**k off