What is a juggalo?
Let me think for a second, well
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks

What is a juggalo?
He just don`t care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
`Cuz he could give a f**k less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
And all that

What is a juggalo?
He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin` people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he`s pickin` fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin` again
F**k!

What is a juggalo?
A f**king lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know
But I`m down with the clown
And I`m down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know
But I`m down with the clown
And I`m down for life, yo

Southwest?
(We juggalos)
Down river?
(We juggalos)
Jefferson?
(We juggalos)
F**kin` everybody
(We juggalos)

I`m that juggalugga locoroni
Get the f**k up
Get the f**k the out of here

What is a juggalo?
A dead body
Well, he ain`t really dead, but he ain`t like
Anybody that you`ve ever met before
He`ll eat monopoly and s**t out connect four

What is a jug?
What the f**k? Connect four?
Man that s**t is whack
Don`t worry about my s**t
Just rap motherf**ker

What is a juggalo?
He ain`t a bitchboy
He`ll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you`re having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop

What is a juggalo?
Well, he ain`t a phoney
He`ll walk up and bust a nut in your Macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
`Cuz your a stupid ass dumb f**kin` idiot

What is a juggalo?
He`s a graduate
He graduated from, well
At least, he got a job
He`s not a dump puts
He works for himself scratching his nuts

What is a juggalo?
A Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherf**kers into thumbtacks
People like him `til they find out he`s unstable
He Sabu`d your momma through a coffee table

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know
But I`m down with the clown
And I`m down for life, yo

I`m that juggalugga locoroni
Get the f**k up
Get the f**k the out of here
I`m that juggalugga locoroni
I figured you wouldn`t understand

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know
But I`m down with the clown
And I`m down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know
But I`m down with the clown
And I`m down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know
But I`m down with the clown
And I`m down for life, yo

What is a juggalo?
A juggalo
That`s what it is
Well, f**k, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don`t know, I don`t know
I don`t know
What is a juggalo?