Insane Clown Posse - To Catch A Predator Lyrics:
(Verse #1)
I`m on the internet, posin` as a little girl
I`m tryin` to lure evil into my world
I tell them that I`m curious, and I`m only 12
Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I`m by myself
Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer
Hopin` they`ll show up, cuz what I`m about to do to `em
It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
I`m frontin` to this perv like I`m only in the 7th grade
The doorbell rings I gotta get `em inside
In my best little girl voice I`m like,
"Hi, come on in! I`m putting on my bikini!"
And when the door shuts, that`s when I let them see me
"Hi there"
I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts
Hit `em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it
Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding


(chorus #1)
I`m probably gonna to burn for this
Ain`t no lesson to learn from this
There`s nothing I`ma earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said it sure is fun!

I`m probably gonna to burn for this
Ain`t no lesson to learn from this
There`s nothing I`ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(verse #2)
Soon enough Feds will be shutin` down my service
Cuz people out there, don`t think they deserve this
Until its your kid some old man is finger f**kin`,
titty suckin`, then you`ll want the knife stuck in
I don`t blame ya, that`s why I catch them in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance
I tell them I`m alone and I`m only 13
Lookin` for a good time, ya know what I mean?
Bring me some Funions and a slurpy
Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes
And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor
Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in
With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin
I cut his hands off, he ain`t touchin` nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

"Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ."
"zip it"
"plea. please I got money"
"Shut it f**ker!"
"Please! we can work this out"
"Silence I said"

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by `em, I punch `em in the head
Cut they f**king dicks off and stick them in each others mouths
Now what ya`ll talkin about?

(chorus #2
I`m probably gonna to burn for this
Ain`t no lesson to learn from this
There`s nothing I`ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I`m probably gonna to burn for this
Ain`t no lesson to learn from this
There`s nothing I`ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(verse #3)
The house is getting funky bodies in the basement, stinkin
What the f**k am I thinkin`?
I put my face-paint on and go down stairs
And beat they ass some times, cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some of are still livin`
But I`m going to hurt them every chance that I`m given

I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun
They cant run so they mad fun
I was sawin` the head off when I heard the doorbell
I`m not expectin` any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I`ll be right there"
But I left a head sittin` on a living room chair
He seen it, ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin` for his face
I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

"ahhh help, some body any body!"
zip it
"ahhh! please!"
Shut it the f**k up
"ahhh!"
People are lookin! Silence!

A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen
And he kept screamin` like a pansy despite my slappin`
Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man
But they all never said anything bout it again


(chorus #3)

I`m probably gonna to burn for this
Ain`t no lesson to learn from this
There`s nothing I`ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I`m probably gonna to burn for this
Ain`t no lesson to learn from this
There`s nothing I`ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(SKIT)

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