(Violent J)
If I was a Serial Killer
they would find all my victim`s heads
in funky ass gas station toilets
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
and I would never change
If I was a Serial Killer
I`d be known as the smoker
Cause I`d cut off and smoke all they hair
and if I was a Serial Killer
I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
and I would smoke mad crack

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties
They`d always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
Dumped on State police law just before dawn
To let em know my ritual had begun
I`d crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole
cause I`m coming when I die until them I`m in control
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
but if I was I`d do my walls all blood red with blood paint
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
But if I was I`d never stop cause I know I can`t

(Violent J)
If I was a Serial Killer
I would drive a black van
And I would ride around on college campus
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would walk among us and gain trust
Until I needed that rush

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
I`d park outside these bitches homes and then drive away
Then come back with my lights off this time I`m here to stay
I`d wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis
You know what`s all up in my trunk
So don`t ask me to pop it
Once I get out to my cabin
Then I`ll finally unlock it
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I`m not
But if I was I`d snap a photo once they died on the spot
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I`m not
But if I was I`d know that I can`t so I would never stop

(Violent J)
And I don`t know myself anymore
(and I don`t know who I am anymore)
And I don`t know who to be anymore
(and I don`t know who I am anymore)
And I don`t know what to think anymore
(and I don`t know who I am anymore)
Except that I am strange and deranged
(and I don`t know who I am anymore)
And I will never change

(chorus)
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic Records s**t we`ll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked s**t we`ll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
F**k the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
ICP with Mike E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet
(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
You know this

Chop it on down
Chop it on down
I wanna run with this hatchet
I wanna run with this hatchet

(chorus again)
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic Records s**t we`ll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked s**t we`ll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
F**k the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
ICP with Mike E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet
(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
You know this

(Violent J)
If I was a Serial Killer
I would bury all my special projects
underneath the garden in my grandmother`s backyard
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would rock my hatchet chain