I, I`d like to uh, if it`s cool with Jake and Jack
I`d like to address the juggalos
On a, uh, personal matter because, it`s not all good
I mean, things aren`t always done cool, you know I mean
I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got
Maybe you can help me

I stab people, 4 or 5 people every day
I tried to see a shrink to stop that s**t
But there ain`t no f**kin` way
I stabbed `em, this nurse and his f**kin` cat
Stabbed `em, stabbed `em all like that

I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex my manager
He was like "What tha f**k", I stabbed `em in the gut
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there
I don`t care, I stab anybody, anywere

I stabbed the mailman he was pissed, he tried to mase me
I`m too quick with the stab, come on come on chase me
I stabbed Twiztid, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed `em
Myzery stabbed me, ahh God damn `em

I stab old people, old ladies, little kids, I don`t give a f**k
I stabbed the fat guy in the butt, he he what
I stabbed pete rose, I stabbed `em twice in his nipple
I`m Violent J and I stab people

Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me