o`shea, o`shea
get your ass in here, boy
you hear me calling you?
o`shea

when i was young, i used to hang with the seventh graders
little bad motherf**ker playing space invaders
f**king with the girls in the fourth grade
either feeling on they butts or pulling on they braids

walking with the schoolhouse bully
by doing that, i had a lot of pull, g
cheating on tests, making a mess
cussing like a sailor at recess

it must a been a half moon
`cause you`ll catch me running out the little girl`s bathroom
chewing on good and plenties
got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies

yo, i was living like the class clown
pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes, man
when you young it`s hard to see
that it`s wrong throwing rocks at the rtd

popping out your window with a bb gun
better yet knocking on your door and run
playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank
even though i was still shooting blanks

as soon as the dark hit
i was stealing candy out the corner market
until i got my ass whipped
`cause i was ten years old, doing dumb s**t

thirteen, that`s how old i was
when my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz
and i was looking at any butt and ass
me and my homies started cutting class

going up to the high school
looking for any bitch i could lie to
tell `em i was older than i really was
smoked my first joint and got really buzzed

that`s what a mack`s made of
but when i got my first piece of pussy i fell in love
hard as a rock the long way
and then i put the rubber on the wrong way

but i still gotta have it
overexcited and f**king like a jackrabbit
goddamn, i was hot
a virgin but i still knew how to lay pipe

even though the hoe worked me
i still knocked the boots from here to albuquerque
then the s**t got strange money
i started shaking and jimmy felt funny

then the nut came gushing
i jumped up got dressed and start pushing
`cause i thought the bitch broke my dick
`cause i was still young doing dumb s**t

at 17 got my first volkswagon
and mastered the life-long art of dragging
to the women in college
hung out with the og`s and got some street knowledge

breaking in cars and all that
hitting punk fools with a baseball bat
f**king at a real fast rate
till they said that i might not graduate

then i said, "f**k the dumb s**t
`cause pops`ll f**k me up quick"
and things continued

so i start rapping about s**t i been through
and i got real good
now i look at all the kids in the neighborhood
trying to be baby macks
doing s**t that i did seven years back

going through a stage
but before they can grow up they on the front page
and they mommas is having a fit
`cause they died young doing dumb s**t