"Step right up!"

Momma's got a tattoo, drinkin' on the valume,
Passed out in the bathroom, feelin' no pain,
Daddy's at the strip club, lovin that lap love,
Burnin' those bills up
Makin' it rain.

"Hey!"

Sister's got the TV on nothin' but reality showin' her how to be a dirty little skank.
Brother's got a new dress pretty as a princess,
Working in the lux, gets money and the pain.

Step right up, yeah you don't wanna miss this,

Everybody's got a ticket.

Whoa oh, Whoa oh
Livin' on the front row, Welcome to the Freakshow

Whoa oh, Whoa oh
Jumpin' off the tight rope, Everybody's psycho

Sneak a peek, have a seat, ready sex, here we go,
Welcome To The Freakshow.

Super sweet in real life, super slutty house wife,
Fighting for the spotlight, feelin' no shame,
It's cool to be a train-wreck, put it on the internet,
Making sure they don't forget my pretty little face.

Look at me I can be my own paparazzi,
Ain't nobody gonna stop me.

Whoa oh, Whoa oh,
Everyone's a fake team, Injured before they're fifteen

Whoa oh, Whoa oh,
Nobody can resist it, everybody's twisted

Sneak a peek, have a seat, ready sex, here we go,
Welcome to the Freakshow.

Whoa oh, Whoa oh,
Livin' on the front row, Welcome to the Freakshow

Whoa oh, Whoa oh,
Jumpin' off the tight rope, Everybody's psycho

Sneak a peek, have a seat, ready sex, here we go,

Welcome to the Freakshow!

Welcome to the Freakshow!

Welcome to the Freakshow!