Yo, Slim Shady
Yo, Royce 5 9
Y`all wanna make a movie?
What
We got the film right here

What? Yeah, I`m one of them pretty rappers
Buck if I really hafta, I really slap ya
King of Detroit who they namin` the city after
(What?)
Scandalous partners, whose grammar hammers the hard s**t

Into your heart with, content, yo who wanna start with
Experts, Bad and Evil is comin` soon
MC`s get stuck, head first back in they mother`s womb
This s**t is written, in my eyes I`m the illest MC spittin`
(What?)

Leavin` all of you cats s**ttin` kittens
I gotta diss you, my ni**az be c**kin` pistols
Shot and split you, f**k splittin` the profits with you
(What?)
Six percent, of y`all ni**az is just pretend

Clicks with c**ts, pussy ni**az stink with dicks
(What?)
Ni**az act bully, and blast for the fast penny
My auto is fully, plenty of ni**az packin` semi
Speak darts, yo you get paid? Rhymin` about it is the sweet part

You can`t be street smart with a cheap heart
Five Nine, a street ni**a with deep feelin`
(What?)
I keep illin`, my steez willin` to keep killin`
(What?)
F**k rap, a lot of y`all all is just acts

Trust that, you rhyme all wack on rough tracks
Bust and then we all black when you get bust back at
F**k that, you get blast at, you get laughed at
And I`ma spit thunder, stick to my guns
(What?)

Ni**az is finished before they gimmicks, one-hit wonders
What? Big balls, that`s why when I spit, your clique stalls
I`ma pit bull, I`m just dog, I`m just raw
(What?)
Split y`all, holla, "It`s on", then I diss y`all
All of y`all ni**az get pissed on claimin` you pissed off

Y`all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin` in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin`, directin` and starrin` in it

Y`all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin` in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin`, directin` and starrin` in it

The one man on the planet that`ll drive off of the Grand Canyon
Hop out of a Grand Am and land in it handstandin`
Any man plannin` to battle will get snatched out of his clothes
So fast it`ll look like an invisible man standin`

I`m headed for Hell, I`d rather be dead or in jail
Bill Clinton, hit this, and you better inhale
(Here)
`Cause any MC that chooses to go against me
Is gettin` takin` advantage of like Monica Lewinsky
(Leave me alone!)

Came home in a frenzy, pushin` a ten speed
Screamin` to Aunt Peg
(Aunt Peg)
With three spokes stickin` out of my pant leg
F**k a headache, give me a migraine

Dammit I like pain
And you should be anywhere that a mic ain`t
You rap knowin` you wack
You act up and I`m throwin` you down a flight of steps

Then I`m throwin` you back up `em
If they don`t like the track, f**k `em
The rap struck `em harder then gettin` hit by a Mack truck
And then backed up on

And any half-assed known rapper to trespass
Better be ready for the second Celebrity Deathmatch
(Ding ding!)
So tell the medic to bring the medication and quickly
(Hurry up man)
I`m sicker than a Tupac dedication to Biggie

I`m free-fallin` feet first out of a damn tree
To stampede your chest `til you can`t breathe
And when I`m down to my last breath
I`ma climb the Empire State Building and get to the last step
And still have half left

Y`all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin` in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin`, directin` and starrin` in it

Y`all want drama? Wanna make a scary movie?
Rappers comin` in with they team and carry toolies
You can jump right out of the screen and barely move me
We hard-hittin`, directin` and starrin` in it

Bad, the bad
Uhh, when the bad meets the bad, yo
The evil
Take the evil with the evil
Put `em together
What? Nine-nine
Two times, Slim Shady, Royce the Five Nine