Hello, allow me to introduce myself
My name is Shady, it`s so nice to meet you
It`s been a long time, I`m sorry, I`ve been away so long
My name is Shady, I never meant to leave you

You see that chick in the gym checkin` me out?
Any second I`m `bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I`m recklessly wreckin` the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now?

There`s the necklace I lost right next to Stephanie`s blouse
Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope, guess I`ll reroute, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh, jackpot, yeah, open Sesame mouth

Down the hatch, had the feelin` you can`t match it
A rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack-tack-tackin` a whore with a damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some Xanax`s

Shortly come back, I`m tryin to score me some lap dances
I`m `bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Daniels
Formula 44D and 40`s with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, I`m back atcha

Well, I don`t mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello
And are you menstruatin`, baby? My lil` friend`s waitin` to say hello
The way your titties are wigglin` and your booty`s shakin` like jello
Well I don`t mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello

Yeah, my equilibrium`s off, must be the lithium
I don`t need to buy any drugs, man, people gimme `em
It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum
No reason in particular, it was strictly fun

A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn livin` room
Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, Vivienne?
I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um?

Of course we did, but didn`t I strap a jimmy, hun?
I`m lookin` for the torn wrapper but there don`t seem to be one
No offense, baby girl, I don`t mean any harm
But disease is somethin` I`m tryna keep my penis free from

I find the package and I`m cool, I immediately run
Like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3`s, I`m fiendin` for some
My head is poundin` to the beat of the drum

Well, I don`t mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello
Do ya happen to have anythin` on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Well, I don`t mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It`s hurtin` me to know that I`ll be closin` that curtain for good
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word
I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery

To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He`s no longer gettin` them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans
Plus it`s gettin` to be where he lustfully searched the den
Pain is hittin` his knee and his muscles be hurtin` him

Tirelessly on the phone tryin` to russle up
Muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of Pax`s
Now he`s doublin` backwards and he`s stumblin` back
Slipped and fell, hit his back bone, heard somethin` go crack

Now he`s up in the bathroom like he`s bustin` a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I`m just bustin` my own chops while I`m bustin` a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved, so f**k it, I`m back

Well, I don`t mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello
Do ya happen to have anythin` on you to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl, I don`t mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello

That`s all I`m sayin`

Hello, allow me to introduce myself
My name is Shady, it`s so nice to meet you
It`s been a long time, I`m sorry, I`ve been away so long
My name is Shady, I never meant to leave you

Yeah, it`s like startin` over, clean slate, ha