Aye yo Paul, it`s Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he`s not `Thrilled` about the video
What does he `Wanna be startin`` somethin`?`
Well I`ll show him who`s really `Bad`

Paul, `The way you make me feel` with these calls
You should really take a look at the `Man in the mirror`
And tell him to `Beat it` because I `Won`t stop till I get enough`
Do you `Remember the time`
We were watching the `Billy Jean` video?

Well he`ll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn`t matter if he`s `Black or white`
Because I `Can`t stop loving him`
And I hate plastic surgeons
And I hope they all f**king die

How do you like that?
And I like him, I like him a lot
I want to touch him but I can`t
Excuse me, I`m taking a s**t, sorry

Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message f**ker
Oh, and by the way, no I don`t have a new gun
(Goddamn it)