Not guilty
For getting in your way
While you're trying to steal the day

Not guilty
And I'm not here for the rest
I'm not trying to steal your vest

I am not trying to be smart
I only want what I can get

I'm really sorry for your aging head
But like you heard me said
”Not guilty”

No use handing me a writ
While I'm trying to do my bit

I don't expect to take your heart
I only want what I can get

I'm really sorry that you're underfed
But like you heard me said
”Not guilty”

Not guilty
For looking like a freak
Making friends with every Sikh

Not guilty
For leading you astray
On the road to Mandalay

I won't upset the apple cart
I only want what I can get

I'm really sorry that you've been misled
But like you heard me said
”Not guilty”