Gee wilikers, Gatman, they got me surrounded
I`m on my way

I got a Gatman
There`s a problem, I`ma solve it
A ni**a movin` around
With a big ass revolver

And a black man
What the f**k, are you retarded?
You touch Shady, I`ll leave you dearly departed
They say Batman

Robin, Cagney and Lacey, it`s 50 Cent and Shady
The worst, baby, put your hands on my peoples, I`ll react crazy
Put a hole through ya front and ya back maybe

But dude, if you try me, I`ll have ya ass hooked up to an IV
I`ll leave no witnesses when I ride B
You f**k with me, you`ll see

I`ll react like an animal, I`ll tear you apart
If a masterpiece was murder, I`d major in art
Ni**az knew I wasn`t wrapped too tight from start
But bein` a little off, landed me on top of the charts

So, you take the good with the bad, I guess
Level three Teflon plate on my chest
And my c**k back, hollow tip in the chamber
Danger, anger will change ya
And make ya aim that and squeeze

I got a Gatman
There`s a problem, I`ma solve it
A ni**a movin` around
With a big ass revolver

And a batman
Motherf**ker, you retarded
You touch 50
I`ll leave you dearly departed

We`re walkin` away from a beef, in which clearly you started
I said we`re walkin` away, did you hear me? You wanna be thankful
That we ain`t beefin`, we`re still breathin` and just leave it at that
`Cause if me and 50 and G-Unit hop back in that Bat mobile
It ain`t gonna be no more rappin`, it`s gonna be brat

Retaliation will be like them Muslim Shi`ite attacks
Some where along the line, it`s like me and 50 made a pact
He`s got my back, I got his, back, back

It`s almost like we`re kinda like Siamese twins
`Cause when we beef we pull each other in
To the bulls**t like we`re conjoined at the hip
It`s just unavoidable, some of this s**t is washable
And some s**t will never boil up

And some of it will just simmer at best
If left alone, we`ll let it be, no, there won`t be no sit downs
With no Ray Benzinos, there will no peace discussions with me
There ain`t gon` be no friendly debates over crumpets and tea

Just quit f**kin` with me and I`ll gladly quit f**kin` with you
Just spit ya sixteen and do what you gotta do to get through
Without mentionin` me and the machine or Jimmy Iovine and Dre and 50
Or D-Twizzie, Obie and just let it be or we`ll be back with a

Gatman
There`s a problem, I`ma solve it
A ni**a movin` around
With a big ass revolver

And a black man
What the f**k,are you retarded?
You touch Shady
I`ll leave you dearly departed

Ni**a, you get it twisted, you can get ya wig splitted
I don`t give a f**k, I don`t care if police know I did it
Man, I hustle, I get money in the sunshine or a blizzard
I go hard for that paper, homie, I just gotta get it

Got a money scheme, I`m plottin` in the county and I`m with it
You cross me, you gon` make a cemetery visit
That`s gangsta, you know me I told it `cause I live it
Shell cases drop, when that chopper chop

Way up the block, get hit with copper tops
When the drama pop, the llama pop
And it won`t stop, you can run, call the cops
They say no, ni**a`s know how I be on it

That s**t you got, put my pistol to you, I want it
It`s not a game, perfect aim, you feel the flame
Up against ya brain, man, it`s so hot I`ll make ya wish it rained

I got a Gatman
There`s a problem I`ma solve it
A ni**a movin` around
With a big ass revolver

And a black man
What the f**k, are you retarded?
You touch Shady
I`ll leave you dearly departed